BCTAVERN FRIENDS

I never understood why people can be such idioits, why do people drive like maniacs, cut other off etc, why do people not hold open a door for a woman, why do people just suc basically with manners?

here is some advice:

never keep private pics on a laptop or cell phone/camera.

I have worked on friends/co-workers laptops in the past–there has been 2 instances where i have come across “self” pics—geezz people.

So my coworker takes some pics at work of halloween, she shoes them to me and tells me to flip back to see the other ones she took of peiople in the office.  weel i guess i flipped back one to many and low and behold-boobies!

geezzz people

so back to work, hurricane is coming to town so this week should be intresting, i got my lesbian coworker a gift-this will be real intresting.

Was like any other day on the helpdesk, my lesbian/Bi coworker always makes things intresting.  She is cute in away and has a great figure, but still “finding” her way in the world.  What is really weird is she will come up and touch me on the back or the arm over and over again.  hmmmmmm

monday morning on the helpdesk–means people forgetting there passwords or screwed something up over the weekend and need if fixed asap…

Helpdesk jokes

Helpdesk: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: What’s on your monitor now madam?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer: I couldn’t get on the Internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I Get the circle around it?

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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HD: “Helpdesk… may I help you?”
C: “Yes… my files is missing, I cannot find them!”

HD: “Where did you save your files previously?”
C: “I saved them in the Recycle Bin”

HD: …angry… “Why do you want to save your files in the Recycle Bin?”
C: “This is because I notice that when files save in the Recycle Bin, it doesn’t takes any disk space… nevermind lah those files not so important anyway!”

HD: “I can’t help you recover those missing files now. How many files did you see in the Recycle Bin now? And How long have you been saving files in the Recycle Bin?”
C: “There quite a lot… I have been saving files in the Recycle Bin back few years ago, there isn’t any missing files until now.”

HD: “Can you quickly move all your files out of the Recycle Bin to your C Drive before more starts to go missing?”
C: “Nevermind lah… I still prefer to save them in the Recycle Bin, more convenient!”

HD: .. angry… “Good luck to you then, please don’t call me again for missing files. Thank You!”